February 2012
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December 2011
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June 2011
3 posts
May 2011
1 post
Mr. Garing 2011
Mr.: Di Indonesia ini masih banyak pengangguran. Menurut kalian pengangguran lebih banyak yang tua apa yang muda???
Class: ...
Mr.: Yang tua!! Tau kenapa??
Class: ...
Mr.: Karena ada anggur cap orang tua!!!! He he he
Class: ....................................
April 2011
2 posts
November 2010
4 posts
Hello!
Tomorrow’s my graduation ceremony daaayyy! Am so excited!!! :D
Hope everything goes well.
Anto dan susi
Bapak2: Ini apa??
Penjual: Ini makanan sushi pak.
Bapak2: Kalo makanan anto ada gak?
Penjual: ....
October 2010
6 posts
:)
Graduated from law school today! Formal graduation ceremony will be held onward though, 4th week of november. I feel so blessed! Biggest thanks to Allah, family, and lovely friendsss :-*
P.S. Shinee’s singing, dancing, and jumping approx. 150kms away from me, and i can’t watch ‘em. *^@#%#@ Hope they’ll come back here anytime soon! (but with accessible and buy-able...
September 2010
3 posts
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
1 post
My daily horoscope!
Capricorns are natural goal setters. They willingly handle many tasks when it helps them get what they want. Many things are accomplished, because Capricorns always strive to reach higher goals. They need definitive guidelines. Rules and regulations provide the structure they need to establish their own behavioral patterns. They must learn, however, that the end never justifies the means.
June 2010
3 posts
Ciao.
Life goes slow on me these days. I seem to have a lot more leisure time than ever. It’s not like i want to be busy all the time, but you know sometimes it feels good to have something to do, someting to work out for. Hmm… Maybe i should renewing my membership at Yoga Leaf Center. Or maybe a cooking class? I’m not sure, haha. Or even better, focusing on my final thesis. -_-
And...
The Blind Side
Courage is a hard thing to figure. You can have courage based on a dumb idea or mistake, but you’re not supposed to question adults, or your coach or your teacher, because they make the rules. Maybe they know best, but maybe they don’t. It all depends on who you are, where you come from. Didn’t at least one of the six hundred guys think about giving up, and joining with the other...
March 2010
6 posts
“Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can...”
– Alex Tan (via kari-shma)
“Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero”
Wish me the best luck
I’m preparing my thesis for Bachelor’s degree in law. Semoga cepet beres, sidang UP lancar, sidang akhir lancar, lulus! Amin amin amin.
February 2010
6 posts
i can be alone yeah i can watch a sunset on my own
They’re Not Zits, But They Rhyme With Them
(Customer walks up to front desk in waiting room area and places kitty carrier on desk.)
Cashier: Hi, do you need an appointment?
Customer: Uh. No. I just need some acne cream for cats.
Cashier: What do you mean?
Customer: (*pulls cat out of carrier and sets on desk*) See? She has acne on her belly.
Cashier: Those aren’t acne. Those are nipples.
Bra(ce) Yourself
(A very elderly female customer walks up to the register and hands over an empty hanger)
Cashier: Excuse me ma’am, but what exactly was on this empty hanger?
Customer: This! *very elderly customer lifts up shirt to reveal bra*
Cashier: Oh…oh God.
Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes :)))) →
January 2010
13 posts
Sarah Dessen's
What is family? They were the people who claimed you. In good, in bad, in parts or in whole, they were the ones who showed up, who stayed in there, regardless. It wasn’t just about blood relations or shared chromosomes, but something wider, bigger. We had many families over time. Our family of origin, the family we created, and the groups you moved through while all of this was happening:...
13752.) You are not alone. You are not...
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“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable,...”
– Holmes, The Sign of the Four
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For Real?
I was asked to make a legislative draft about the maintenance of ancient buildings. How am i supposed to do that? Not to mention the part that i also have to make a revision of existing legislative draft. Oh God. Help!
I am so wanting to skip the next two days! :(
Can You Train Your Tongue to Tolerate Spicy Foods?... →
I can’t. I won’t. I’d rather not to. Whatever.
Read it anyway in case you’re curious and want to train your tongue to get use to the taste of Jolokia Pepper, haha.
A genius seven-year-old
Sadie: Where do babies come from?
Debbie: Where do you think they come from?
Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
Debbie: That's exactly right.